look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
I’m fucking dying
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
my mom never lets me have any fun
I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days