apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

letyourflame-endure:

I’m fucking dying

letyourflame-endure:

I’m fucking dying

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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stacksbreadup:


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

bajablast:

wonderful news

bajablast:

wonderful news

indytaker:

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striders:

my mom never lets me have any fun

striders:

my mom never lets me have any fun

illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

vinebox:

Wait…